The Kingdom of Womble 4882 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.793 billion Womble 4882ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 4882ian economy, worth 394 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,909 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,446 per year while the poor average 2,815, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 4882's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 4882 is ranked 232,246^th in the world and 6,107^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.